Evil floyd

evil floyd is an evil clone of normal floyd or possibly another floyd i'm not sure but he's super evil, one of the numerous war crimes he has committed was dropping a nuke on north vietnam during the vietnam war, immediately ending the war, and everyone was so mad at him. despite this, evil floyd has never faced a court for his wicked horrible terrible evil despicable crimes, however, recently the anti-evil floyd league was formed which seeks to punish floyd, some radicals in the group want to kill evil floyd and some radical radicals want to kill all floyds so another evil floyd can never appear, it is quite unlikely that floyd will ever face justice for his crimes.

another fun evil floyd fact is that he helped perpetuate the sino-soviet beef war of 1949-1980, which resulted in destruction of all beef in china and caused the chinese populace to have to evacuate to an area more populous in beef, the lands destroyed by the beef war were then established as the demilitarized beef zone where no man or cattle dared to step. evil floyd doesn't even like beef that much

Early Life 18XX-2003
Evil floyd's early life involved him going into several candy shops across north america and holding the cashier hostage with a fire extinguisher, if he did not receive his sweets he would blast the cashier with frigid air until they were an "ice lolly" in his words, at which point he would chomp down and take their lives as payment for the sweets. quite despicable, i'm sure you agree buddy. this spree of crime continued until 1953 when evil floyd was apprehended by the minneaoplis police who had been hunting him across the continent for the past 20 years, when evil floyd was placed in handcuffs he declared that he was now a big boy, beginning his era of terror as evil Big Boy Floyd, this resulted in escalation of crimes, such as smashing windows with lots and lots and lots of balloons then he'd break the balloons on glass shards and they'd hurt all the babies' ears.